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t is a Truth Universally acknowledged that a Single Man in possession of a Good Fortune and Karma must be in want of a Wife

It is also a Truth that Beggars can't be Choosers.

Chapter 1

Elizabeth fumbled for her keys and walked into her apartment right when the answering machine picked up. Since her arms were full, she decided the phone could wait and started emptying the sacks of groceries. Her dog, Sandy, greeted her, tail wagging, as she walked into the kitchen.

"Lizzy? Jane? Pick up the phone." Elizabeth sighed. It was her mother. She was glad she didn't answer, talking to Mom gave her a headache sometimes. "OK, I guess you're not there yet. Call me as soon as you get home, I have the most exciting news for you! Everyone is in an uproar about our new club members. I can't wait for Jane to meet him. He's sooo rich and handsome and I just know they'll hit it off together, and he has a huge boat and has talked of having a sailing party someday soon and..."BEEEEP. Elizabeth smiled. Mom never got to finish anything on the answering machine. Elizabeth made sure that the machine didn't run for very long and she suspected that her sister, Jane was secretly pleased.

When she finished putting the groceries away she knelt on the floor to rub Sandy's belly. "Who's a good dog? Wanna go outside? Do you? Yes, she does! Come on let's go!"

"Hi, Lizzy, I didn't here you come in." Jane, just out of the shower, was standing in the doorway to her bedroom wrapping a towel around her hair. "Was that Mom on the phone?"

"Yep, apparently she's found a husband for you. You're to call her immediately and set the wedding date." Jane blushed at Lizzy's joke. "I don't know why you're blushing, Jane, unless you are finally sick of Mom trying to match you up with every Tom, Dick, and Harry that crosses her path. "

"Oh, Lizzy, You know Mom means well, it's just that..."

"She can't see that all of her friends are laughing behind her back about it. It's very sweet of you to humor her, Jane. I don't know how you can put up with it." Elizabeth smiled and got the leash out of the closet and hooked it on Sandy's collar. She started out the door and stopped. Turning around to face Jane she said "Honestly, do you really think that she'll actually find our true loves and future husbands for us? You know the men she picks out. Sleazy, desperate, borderline stalkers." Seeing her sister's face Elizabeth nodded, "Me neither. I think that this will be the last time I play along with her marriage schemes." Then Elizabeth left.

Chapter 2

The car pulled around the drive and parked under the portico. A valet attendant opened the passenger door and Jane stepped onto the cobblestone walkway. Elizabeth stepped out of the driver's side and handed the keys to the valet. She saw him smirk at her. Quickly, she glanced down to make sure everything was where it should be. She looked at her gown and her shoes, looked up at Jane wearing a blue dress and was as beautiful as usual. Elizabeth decided that nothing was wrong with either of them and turned to the valet. He had already gotten in the car and moved the seat, adjusted the mirrors, and changed the radio station. Elizabeth stuck her tongue out at him and immediately bit it.

"Lizzy!" She whirled around and saw her mom standing in the entrance with all of her sisters in tow. " How can you be so unladylike? I know I never raised you like that. It was all your father's doing I bet. He just undermined everything I taught you girls about life and how to Get Ahead. If you had only listen to me you and Jane would both be married by now. But no, I am just ignored and unappreciated..."

Elizabeth tuned her out and looked around the foyer of the country club her mom had talked her dad into joining years ago. For months Judith Bennet begged and pleaded with her husband to join the Netherfield Yacht and Country Club. Martin Bennet evaded all of her salvos until she carried out her threat of never speaking to him again. At first Mr. Bennet thought he was in Heaven until the silence unnerved him and his daughters coming to him with messages from his wife just about made him as batty as she was. So he gave in and joined the club, despite the fact that they don't have a boat or barely even the income to afford the dues. Mrs. Bennet was ecstatic when she first stepped into the rooms of the club, ordering waiters about as if she owned the place and speaking loudly as if everyone around her was hard of hearing.

Elizabeth was also happy when they joined because her best friend Charlotte Lucas and her family were also members. Hers sisters were just as pleased as Elizabeth although, with some differences of feeling. Jane was happy because that was the way Jane was. As the eldest at twenty-five she gave her mother such high hopes. Jane was the beauty of the family. Mrs. Bennet hoped that someday Jane would take up a modeling career but Jane wouldn't even consider it. Always smiling and pleasant and never thinking badly about anyone Jane was as angelic as she was beautiful.

Mary, the third sister was, well, resigned. She was not as sociable as her sisters were and, being very shy, she spent most of her time reading or practicing the piano (long after her sisters had given up on it, I might add). She wasn't very pretty or very bright but what she lacked naturally she made up for in studying and enthusiasm. Or at least she gave it her best shot.

Katie and Lydia were the two youngest. Lydia was everything her mother could desire in a child. Daring, outspoken, ready for any adventure was how Mrs. Bennet saw her youngest daughter. Elizabeth and Jane pretty much agreed that Lydia was really foolish, headstrong, and reckless and if she didn't straighten out soon Lydia was bound to get into serious problems. Katie wasn't as bad as her younger sister, but being easily influenced she willingly went along with her sister's hair-brained schemes.

Elizabeth was two years younger than Jane. She was shorter, darker and more on the cynical side than Jane. She loved watching people and enjoyed their follies and inconsistencies. She wasn't a great beauty but she was pretty. Elizabeth didn't give it much thought. Between Jane and Elizabeth they shared something together that none of the other sisters did. Jane and Elizabeth knew what it was to be friends with each other and love each other for who they were. That was one of the reasons why they shared an apartment together. Another one was standing two feet away and still haranguing Elizabeth about anything that came into mind about everything. Elizabeth sighed, she loved her mother but she could feel a headache coming.

As their party moved on into the ballroom, Elizabeth noticed a group of people standing a few feet from the entrance. There were three men and two women. She looked at the women and noticed that they were attractive and fashionably dressed but seemed sort of aloof. Elizabeth wondered about it then moved her eyes to the gentlemen. The first man was rather plainish and sleepy looking. Elizabeth shrugged and moved on to the next. Her breath caught as she looked. So that's what tall dark and handsome means! Elizabeth was about to smile at him when she noticed his friend standing next to him. He was staring and smiling at someone just passed her. It could only be Jane. Elizabeth turned towards her sister to make sure and saw Jane smiling back and ... and blushing. Well, it looks like we will meet our newest club members. She looked at Jane again and saw the brightness of her smile; Mamma may finally get her wish. Elizabeth saw this gentleman start towards them.

Chapter 3

William Darcy jumped as he heard a shrill voice cut through the relatively calm air. "Lizzy!" This Voice said. What on Earth is a Lizzy? He thought to himself. Looking in the direction of the disturbance he noticed that most of the club members didn't seem to notice The Voice. Some even winked at each other as if they knew what exactly was going on. Figures , he thought, there's always one. Watching the doorway to see what The Voice looked like he saw the entrance of six women. The oldest, the mother he presumed was berating a short brunette about something. He couldn't understand why this woman couldn't keep quiet about personal matters in such a public place. To Darcy it was very ill mannered. As the mother herded her brood into the ballroom Darcy saw with some amusement that the creature The Voice was directed at wasn't even paying attention to her, a fact that her mother was completely unaware of.

The brunette looked about the room and finally rested on his group. She eyeballed Caroline and Louisa, dismissed Ron Hurst, Louisa's husband, and settled on him. Darcy didn't know what to think about such obvious behavior. He now thought that she deserved the chastisement that The Voice was giving her. A smile was starting on her lips; she has auburn hair Darcy realized. Then Charles Bingley moved in their direction.

Elizabeth watched with delight as Charles came up. He addressed himself to Mrs. Bennet but saw only Jane, who was looking alternatingly at Charles' eyes and her shoes.

"I'd like to introduce my sisters Caroline and Louisa. This is Ron Hurst Louisa's husband and the tall one over there is my friend William Darcy." Darcy nodded towards them.

Charles would make friends with the most annoying people here , Darcy thought to himself. He stood back from the group as the introductions went around. Darcy was only a guest of Bingley's at his new country club and didn't feel that he needed to ingratiate himself with loud, obnoxious, and (probably) husband hunting mothers. He nodded his head at the women in acknowledgment when his name was announced. Really, Charles, you can do better than this.

Charles asked Jane if she would dance with him which she readily agreed to. He led her to the dance floor and since the band was playing an old slow song he held her gently and they started moving gracefully to the music. They seemed formed for each other , Elizabeth thought. There's no awkwardness or tension at all between them. The band played on and Elizabeth wandered about the floor to find her friend Charlotte Lucas who would be there tonight. She saw Charlotte on the dance floor with Bill Collins. Elizabeth suppressed a gag reflex at the sight and then accepted an offer to dance from an old tennis partner.

"Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you" The band the club hired was usually one that specialized in the big band era. Elizabeth liked these old songs. They reminded her of her grandfather who would talk about World War Two and her grandma and the way things used to be. One of her earliest memories was standing on his toes and dancing in the middle of the living room. He used to sing this song to her and Jane a lot. Elizabeth smiled and closed her eyes as she and her partner whirled around the dance floor together. She missed Grandpa very much.

The music stopped and they dancers clapped for the band. Elizabeth opened her eyes and saw William Darcy starring at her. What is he staring at me for? He didn't seem very friendly when Charles introduced him. Elizabeth doubted that he even heard any of their names. Maybe he's just a bit shy.

The band started up again. Elizabeth was thirsty so she declined dancing again and moved towards the bar. She ordered a club soda and sat down. She sighed as she wiggled her toes in her shoes. They were a little tight. Jane and Charles Bingley were close by. They didn't want to dance anymore when a more up beat song came on. Elizabeth thought they seemed very engrossed in whatever it was they were talking about. She smiled at them but declined joining them. She would only be a third wheel.

Charles moved to the bar to get Jane a drink when he noticed Darcy standing nearby looking as if he would rather be doing taxes than have a good time.

"Will, What are you standing around here for? Why aren't you dancing?"

"Charles, you know I don't like to dance with people I'm not familiar with. Your sisters are engaged and there isn't anyone else in the room I know."

"Will, you are amazing. Did you forget that we just met a very nice family of five girls?"

"No, as a point of fact, I remember very clearly that we made the acquaintance of a rather vulgar women and her five daughters. If the mother is any rule, then her daughters will be just as bad."

Charles looked at him in astonishment. "You can't be serious. Mrs. Bennet is a sweet lady and her daughters are very lovely and smart young women besides. I'm going to dance with Jane again in a moment; why don't you ask her sister Elizabeth? She is sitting right over there." He pointed in her direction.

Darcy looked, caught her eye and turned back to his friend. "Charles, I thank you for your concern, but I really don't want to dance right now. Especially with giggly, empty-headed females. You had better go back to Jane and leave me to fend for myself."

Charles looked at him for a few seconds then took his friend's advice. Elizabeth, who heard the entire conversation, was at the same time amused and insulted. What nerve he had to be rude and conceited to people he never met before! Who did he think he was anyway? Empty-headed my foot! He may be good looking but he had the personality of a pet rock. He can get over himself just as soon as he wished. After stewing about it for a moment, Elizabeth started chuckling to herself. It really was a funny situation when you think about it. She needed to find Charlotte.

Darcy saw Elizabeth smiling at something but he couldn't see what. Oh no, did she hear what I just said? He thought. She was close enough to over hear their conversation. Why would she smile at that? He saw her get up and walk away from him. As he watched he found himself wondering, What was so funny about what I said? Is she stupid and doesn't know an insult when she hears it? Darcy shook his head to clear his thoughts. He looked again and saw Elizabeth accosted by a short, squat, toady looking man. He watched as she tried to back away from him. Every step she took back, toady took two towards her. He felt sorry for her predicament but what would you expect at an assembly such as this?

Elizabeth once again spotted Charlotte and made her way towards her. Suddenly someone pounced at her from behind a palm tree and grabbed her arm. "Elizabeth, darling you must dance with me." He said.

She shuddered with revulsion and hastily declined and backed up. Elizabeth never liked Bill Collins very much. He seemed to be always lurking about and making lewd comments to her. A long time ago her mother made a match between Elizabeth and Bill. Elizabeth put that to a stop real quick. He always gave her the willies.

Finally, with a great amount of effort, Elizabeth managed to escape from Bill. Breathing a sigh of relief, she went straight for Charlotte and her family. They say there's strength in numbers , she thought. Elizabeth and Charlotte walked around the room and talked. Elizabeth recounted what she overheard Darcy say to his friend. Charlotte was embarrassed for Elizabeth but they had a good laugh about it anyway.

After a few more dances and strolls around the room, Elizabeth saw Bill Collins stealthily sneaking up to her. Quickly, she ducked into the ladies room and just avoided being caught by his greasy tentacles. Shivering, Elizabeth started counting the minutes she could decently stay in the bathroom. She vaguely remembered hearing a similar story about Rita Hayworth. Apparently, Rita would hang out in the ladies lounges at parties to avoid the Bill Collins of her day or at least, something like that. Elizabeth knew that staying the entire night in the bathroom was impossible so she walked up to the sinks to wash her hands and brace herself for the onslaught.

The swung door open and Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst walked in talking at each other.

"Really, Louisa, I never saw such a rag-tag bunch of creatures in all my life. I can't believe that Charles actually joined this country club. The people don't have any sense whatsoever and it isn't as exclusive as I could wish. Remember that horrid little woman we met earlier? She had five daughters! And she was so…" Caroline's voice faded away when she realized who was standing a few feet away from them. "Why, Elizabeth, you startled me. I…I didn't see you standing there"

"No, I should imagine you didn't." Elizabeth said with a smile. "If you'll excuse me." Elizabeth walked slowly by them and out the bathroom door. She really wanted to tell them off but restrained herself for Jane's sake. Charles seemed to be everything his sisters weren't and starting a catfight with his sisters was not the best way of going about things. Elizabeth took a deep breath and looked for her sister. It was time they headed home. Jane was standing next to Charles and, boy , did she look like she had a great evening. Elizabeth was happy for her sister. Jane was the best person Elizabeth knew of. Elizabeth thought that things might work out with him. Charles seemed like a real gentleman; Elizabeth hoped that he wouldn't turn into something like his sisters after they got to know him better.

Charles asked for and received their telephone number. He promised to call Jane the next day. After several half-hearted good-byes, Elizabeth managed to get Jane to leave. Saying goodbye to their mother and sisters they went out into the night and waited for the valet to bring the car around.

As they waited for their car, Elizabeth closed her eyes and breathed in the salty air. It was mid-August and the sky was a deep bluish-black. In the distance, she could hear the piercing cry of the seagulls. Elizabeth looked over at Jane; she was lost in her own thoughts it seemed.

The car pulled up and the girls got in; Elizabeth handed the valet a tip and pulled out of the driveway. Once they were a few miles down the road Elizabeth turned to her sister and started talking about the party. She talked about her narrow escape from Bill Collins and she talked about Charlotte. Try as she might the most that Elizabeth could get out of Jane was just monosyllables. Finally, Elizabeth tried, "So, Jane what do you think about Charles Bingley?"

"Charles? Oh! Well, I guess he's a nice man."

"You guess? You spent half the night with him, you must know more than that, Jane."

"Well, Elizabeth, we just met him tonight. I didn't ask for his life story."

"Yes, that would have been very rude to do so." Elizabeth said smiling at her sister.

"However, that's probably what you should have done. You know Mom's going to give you the interrogation tomorrow. She won't rest until she knows everything from his job title down to his blood type."

Jane laughed with her sister, "Yes, you're right. Perhaps we should lose ourselves tomorrow morning so as not to be there when she calls."

"That sounds like a plan to me." Looking over at Jane, Elizabeth ventured, "What do you think of his sisters? They aren't as nice as Charles."

"Do you think so? I thought they were charming. Yes, very sweet and pleasing."

"Jane you just described our dog . Now really, you seem to think more highly of them than their brother."

"Elizabeth, you're starting again."

"OK." She paused. "What did you think of William Darcy?" Elizabeth asked.

"I didn't talk to him much. He seems to be very shy."

"More like proud and arrogant if you ask me."

"Why? What happened?" Jane asked. Elizabeth recounted the conversation she overheard earlier in the evening. Jane was hurt at his description of their mother but thought that he didn't mean it the way it came out.

How else could he mean it , Elizabeth wanted to know. She kept her mouth shut. Jane was determined to like William Darcy and Charles' sisters no matter what. Elizabeth wasn't sure if she should tell Jane about what Caroline was saying when she walked into the bathroom. She decided to let it wait until the next day. After a little while, they finally reached their apartment building. Elizabeth pulled into their parking spot, yanked the emergency brake up and slid out of the car. She prepared herself for Sandy jumping up onto her. They were gone for quite a while and Sandy would need to go for a long walk. "Whoa! Sandy! Down! Down! Goood girl. I'll take her out, Jane, you can go on to bed."

"All right, thanks, Lizzy. Goodnight." "Night, Jane."

Elizabeth changed out of her dress and into shorts and T-shirt. "OK, Sandy, let's go out." Later, when Elizabeth was in bed, she thought about the people they had just met. Maybe she was being too harsh on Caroline and William Darcy. Jane could be right, William might only be shy. Elizabeth remembered that she thought the same thing when the introductions went around. But, then she remembered what he said . Giggly and empty-headed were his words. There was no two ways about it, He's not shy, he's a jerk . And Caroline, she was just a snob. Oh well, we can't all be perfect can we? Elizabeth leaned over and scratched Sandy behind the ears. I wish people were more like dogs. They don't care how much money you make or what you look like. You could be an ax murderer and they would still love you. Elizabeth sighed and drifted off to sleep.

Darcy leaned back on his bed and put his hands behind his head. The evening turned out pretty much like he thought it would. Boring, obnoxious people and husband-hunting mothers and their daughters. Hmmm, daughters. Well, Charles certainly had a good time with Jane Bennet. She was very polite and didn't ask too many questions. Her mother was ridiculous though. And her sister, Elizabeth… He wasn't sure what he thought about her. He was surprised at her reaction to his insult. She didn't dwell over it or moon about like a huffy cow. Instead she shook it off and laughed at him. Actually laughed and almost in his face, too. It was a strange feeling, to be laughed at like that. Most people he knew were too much in awe of him to laugh at him. At least to his face. Darcy didn't know if he liked it.

She certainly handled herself well with that toady fellow. I guess the guy can't take a hint. Darcy chuckled as he remembered seeing Elizabeth's escape from Mr. Toad. Dodged right into the bathroom, she was quick thinking. Then he remembered that Caroline and Louisa went in next. Almost immediately Elizabeth walked out, as if she didn't like to be in their presence. Well, who can blame her? I don't like her that much either. I'm going to have to do something about that Caroline. She's is getting more annoying every day. I know she thinks that someday we will be married. I don't know why, I never encourage her in that way. All evening long, whenever Caroline could grab ahold of Darcy she would talk endlessly about how pleased she was that he came with them and would he like to join them for this or can he make it for that. On and on her voice would drone in his ear like a mosquito. At least you can smack a mosquito , Darcy thought to himself and then laughed as he pictured himself slapping Caroline. Maybe I could invent some Caroline Repellant? Darcy laughed some more at that. Just then there was a knock on his door. "Come in" Darcy said sitting up.

Caroline entered the room, "Hello, William. I just wanted to be sure you were comfortable in your cabin." Darcy looked around the room. They were staying on Charles' ship the White Lady . The room was spacious and accommodating and he had a private head. He looked at Caroline. She was wearing a filmy robe and even filmier nightgown. Who is she kidding? He thought. "Thank you, Caroline, I will be quite comfortable."

"Are you sure you won't…need anything, William?" Caroline stressed "need" just a little.

"Yes, Caroline, I will be just fine, thank you. If you don't mind I'd like to go to sleep now."

"Oh! Of course, I don't want to keep you up. But, if you find that you do need anything my cabin is right next to yours." She pointed to his right. "Just come and get me."

You wish. "Thanks, Caroline. Goodnight."

"Goodni-iight." She almost sang this last part out as she closed the door. Darcy waited until he heard her door shut then he got up and locked his door. That woman would try any thing ,he thought as he crawled into bed. He started to roll onto his right side until he remembered that he would be facing Caroline's cabin. So he rolled over onto his left side and let the gentle rocking of the boat put him to sleep. Strangely enough, the last thing he remembered thinking of was a laughing, auburn haired girl.

Caroline pouted in her cabin as she waited for him to join her. What's wrong with him? Can't he take a hint? What does a girl have to do? No matter, he'll come. They always do. Caroline sniffled as she thought of William Darcy sleeping so close to her and yet so far. She thought about how he rejected her advances. Maybe I wasn't obvious enough. He's always a perfect gentleman. Too gentleman-like some times. Maybe he just needs some more encouragement. Caroline glanced at the door. Still not there. Where is he?! Maybe he's gay? Naahhh! She had heard too many stories from Charles about their old college days. He didn't go into details but Caroline gathered enough to know that he definitely liked women in the way it counted. So, where was he? Surely not sleeping. Caroline knew that she was attractive. She spent so much money on beauty products that even if she weren't she could still be very pleasing to the eye. Caroline thought about it some more. Maybe he wants someone to play hard to get. After all, he is one of the richest men in the United States; he must have girls throwing themselves at him all the time. That's it! I'll just be pure, sweet, demure little Caroline. I know just what to do. Caroline smiled as she drifted off to sleep. In her dreams she and William were getting married in front of all their friends and family and she saw all his money piled up for her to spend. Her smile was very content.

Chapter 4

Elizabeth blinked her eyes open as the phone rang. It was early. Too early. She decided to let the machine get it. God bless phone machines , she thought.

"Jane, it's your mother. I know you're there, it's too early for you to be out yet so pick up the phone. Oh, Jane I have the most exciting news for you. After you left the party last night I made it a point to talk to Charles Bingley. He seemed to like you a great deal, Jane. You must have made quite an impression on him. But then, I've always said that you could not be so beautiful for nothing. Anyway, I asked what he did for a living, for you know, he must be very rich; and he said that he owned a…BEEEEEP." The answering machine cut her off again. Elizabeth smiled and rolled over.

The phone rang again. She can't be serious. Elizabeth looked at the clock. It was six a.m. Why don't the Jerky Boys call and give us a break? The answering machine picked up. "Girls, you really must get that fixed, one can't have a decent conversation on such a short time period. Jane, Charles Bingley owns Bingley Enterprises! The computer business! Oh this is so fortunate for you. I always knew that you would land a rich husband. I'm going to invite him and his sisters for a little get together soon. I need you to tell me when the best time would be for you. I want you to look your best , Jane. Of course, you always do. Tell Lizzy I said Hi and also ask her to…BEEEEP." The phone remained silent. Whatever it was Elizabeth was supposed to do wasn't important enough for her mother to call back.

Well, there was no point in going back to sleep now. Elizabeth was wide-awake. Chuckling at her mom's enthusiastic wake up call, she scuffled into the kitchen. Jane was already up and making her breakfast. She looked a bit worried.

"What's wrong, Jane? You look scared."

"Lizzy, did you hear what Mom just said about Charles? He owns Bingley Enterprises!"

"Yes, I heard it. So, what? He is still the same person you met last night. I thought you two hit it off." The last was more of a question, really.

"We did get along. But I had no idea he was so rich. I think he's too far out of my league, Lizzy. He wouldn't consider dating someone like me at all."

Elizabeth sighed, "Jane, if he was so far out of our league then he would never have joined our meager little Yachting club. He would be up in Palm Beach or down in Key Biscayne. Also, I don't think that he thinks that you're not good enough for him because he was genuinely interested in you last night. He asked for your phone number. And, if he wasn't interested and he only wants to toy with you and dump you later then he's just not worth the thought I'm trying to put into this."

"You're right, Lizzy, you're right. But now I feel nervous. No, no, I shall just wait to see if he calls."

"He will . Unless Mom scared him off."

"If that's the case then I don't want him." Jane smiled at her sister; "It's very strange to hear you being the optimistic one, Lizzy."

"That wasn't being optimistic, Jane. That was being truthful. He'll call.

"Unless Mom scared him off."

"Mmmm. Well I'll go give Mom a call and see what she wanted. Did you want to go to the beach today?"

"Yeah, that sounds good."

Chapter 5

The sun sparkled on the waves as seagulls and pelicans dipped into the ocean in search of fish. Every so often a cloud would pass over the sun giving the sunbathers a brief respite from its harsh glare.

Across the street from the beach was a small marina. Boats were moored neatly in their docks. There were all sorts of boats but one of the biggest boats was docked almost in the river. It would have been impossible for it to navigate through the labyrinth of the marina. It was large and well kept. Crewmembers scurried about performing their duties before they went on liberty. A lone figure stepped out of the main cabin and out onto the deck.

Blinking his eyes against the bright sun William waited for his eyes to adjust to the light change. He looked out onto the ocean. He could see boats dotting the horizon. William wanted to get a better look at them so he walked up to the telescope that was placed on the deck. He panned the telescope slowly from left to right. Oil tankers, sailboats, cruiseships, and speedboats passed by. Every so often he could see a jet skier jumping the waves. William looked up from the telescope and peered into the horizon. He could just barely make out a ship. He swung the telescope and focused it onto where he thought the ship might be. It took a few passes until he found it but it was there. It was a gigantic aircraft carrier. The telescope was powerful enough that he could see the planes neatly lined up in rows. Try as he might he couldn't make out what kind of planes they were. He tried adjusting the setting on the telescope for a more powerful setting. Just then the wake from a big tourist boat knocked against the ship causing it to rock back and forth. William was knocked forward against the telescope.

He looked back at the boat that was causing the disturbance. It was two storied and in the shape of an old paddlewheel boat. Tourists were craning their necks and taking pictures. A lot of them waved to the crewmembers who waved back. William ignored them and peered back into the telescope, which was knocked askew from the ships rocking. He focused again and saw a face jump into view. William flinched in surprise but kept his eyes on this face. He adjusted the telescope again so he could see more. He saw two women. They were packing up from their day at the beach. He could see one of them lead a big German Shepherd to the showers. The dog was filthy. With some difficulty, it's owner managed to get it under the shower. The dog tried to get out from under the spray of the water but was held by the collar. He concentrated on the dog's owner. She had her hair pulled back into a ponytail. Wisps of hair that escaped from the elastic waved about in the breeze. Her cheeks were reddened from being in the sun all day. He watched her lips, they moved, speaking comforting words to the dog he supposed. William tried to read her lips, for some reason he wanted to know what she was saying to her dog.

Suddenly a shadow fell on him. "What do you see out there, William?"

William jumped at the sound of Caroline's voice. She was standing two feet away from him. He was so intent in what he was doing that he didn't hear her come up. "Oh, not much." He replied cautiously. "Just some cruiseships and oil tankers. It looks like there's an aircraft carrier out there too." William didn't know why but he didn't want anyone to know that he'd just been watching two women. He knew it would look worse than it seemed, and besides, since when was it Caroline's business what he did?

"Really? That's interesting. I'd like to see an aircraft carrier. I've heard that they are just immense." Caroline smiled sweetly up at him. "Listen, William, I want to apologies for last night. I thought about it and I've realized that I might have given you the wrong impression. I feel badly about it and I'm a little ashamed of my own behavior. Please accept my apologies." She shyly looked at him.

William looked at Caroline in amazement. "No apologies are needed Caroline. There's no reason for you to regret your behavior." Because you have no conscience , he thought.

"Thank you, William. Also, thank you for being such a gentleman last night.

William just smiled thinly. He was already very uncomfortable from being caught with the telescope but Caroline was confusing him. What are you up to, Caroline? Why are you giving me puppy dog eyes? He excused himself and went inside.

Caroline stared out into the sea. She decided to try and find that aircraft carrier. She looked and saw Elizabeth Bennet.

Chapter 6

William went inside the boat to find Charles. He felt embarrassed by his recent peeping Tom episode. He hoped that Caroline didn't look into the glass. She would be like a devil if she did. What was the deal with Caroline, anyway? She was practically dripping with sweetness. The change from a wanton cat last night to the Pollyanna of this morning was eerie. Caroline didn't fool Darcy for a moment. He knew her too well for that.

William heard a loud squaaawk from the corner of the room. He walked over to the parrot that was perched on its stand and flapping its wings. "What's the matter, Kramer? Has Caroline got you spooked too?" Kramer whistled and squawked again. Darcy fed him some sunflower seeds. Charles had bought the bird right after he got the boat. Charles insisted that his boats have a parrot on board. He tried for days to teach Kramer to say "pieces of eight", but Kramer never did. Darcy figured that Charles had read Robert Louis Stevenson way too much as a child. Darcy smiled and shrugged.

His eyes wandered to the window. He could see her out there, standing by the curb of the road. She was preparing to cross the street with her sister. Her dog was impatient to go it seemed. It kept tugging at it's leash, but was held back by her owner. The light turned green for them and they crossed. Darcy could see them head for a small outdoor restaurant that was attached to a hotel. Suddenly Darcy felt very hungry. He went to go find Charles and take him out to lunch.

Caroline's face turned red and her eyes narrowed into slits as she got an eyeful of Elizabeth Bennet. At first she couldn't believe what she saw. Then the realization that William was watching Elizabeth Bennet made her livid. Caroline remembered his embarrassment when she was talking to him, and at first she thought it was because of her apology. So, he wishes he took me up on my offer , she thought. Now I can just string him along. >/I> But now, now he was spying on some cheap floozy and her dumb dog. Look at her, she is only wearing shorts and a bikini top. Where does she think she can go dress in those rags? Caroline looked up from the telescope and saw Elizabeth and Jane and the dog cross the street. William couldn't possibly be interested in someone like that. Hmmm, I'm going to have to get her out of my way just in case. But still, she considered Elizabeth Bennet a possible threat to all of her plans to marry William Darcy. Caroline wanted his attention focused on herself not some puny little minx. She will have to watch him closely and make sure that he was always aware of her presence. Caroline went inside.

She ran into her brother who asked if she would like to join them for lunch. This was the perfect opportunity, she thought. Don't give up your plans and never let on that you know about Elizabeth Bennet. "Of course, Charles. Just let me grab my purse. I'll meet you outside." Caroline glided past him and into her cabin. Glancing at her mirror she hurriedly checked her make-up and brushed her hair. "This place is so hot and humid." she said. "How can you keep from sweating all the time? Ugh." Snatching her purse from the dresser she ran out of her room.

Darcy was on the dock with Charles waiting for Caroline. He was angry with Charles for inviting Caroline to lunch with them. However, it was done and she was coming and he sure couldn't think of a way to un invite her. Darcy was planning on going to the restaurant where Elizabeth and Jane were eating but now, since Caroline was coming with them he didn't think it would be such a good idea.

Caroline came down the gangplank smiling at the two gentlemen. "Thank you so much for letting me tag along." As if I'd let you have a choice. "I'm so hungry I'm about ready to faint."

"Don't worry, Caroline, if that happens we are right here to catch you. Right Will?" Charles looked at his friend.

"Sure." Darcy said thinly.

"So, where are we headed?" Asked Charles. "I see there's a nice little restaurant right over there we could eat at." Darcy considered this. If he let Charles pick the spot and that spot happened to be the place where Elizabeth and Jane were at and they all happened to meet there; then they would probably all have lunch together and maybe have a good time and get to know one another, right? He weighed this against the Caroline Factor and decided to take the chance.

"That sounds great, Charles. Ready, Caroline?" He asked as casually as possible.

"Yes, William, I am." Caroline slipped her arm around his and led him down the dock.

Jane, Elizabeth, and Sandy made there way to an open table that was in the sunshine. The tall skinny redheaded bartender came over to take their order.

"Hello, girls. What can I get for you?" She asked.

Elizabeth and Jane ordered their drinks and then looked at the menu. When the bartender came back with their drinks she also had a bowl full of water for Sandy. "Here you go, girl." Sandy wagged her tail, thump thump thump thump.

"Gee, thanks…"

"No problem. My daughter has a German Shepherd just like yours. Are you ready to order?"

"Oh, well, what's fresh?" Jane asked. As Jo Anne named the catches of the day, Elizabeth looked over at one of the entrances.

By the pool stood Charles and Caroline Bingley and William Darcy. Caroline had a vice grip around Darcy's arm. He didn't seem to like it. Ah, so that's what's going on , She thought. Elizabeth nodded and smiled a greeting and waved them to come over. Jane looked up and blushed a little at seeing Charles. Charles was more than pleased as he took a seat next to Jane not even noticing that Caroline was reluctant to follow. She and Darcy stood while Jane and Charles considered the coincidence that they were both eating at the same place.

"I had no idea that you were here, Jane. I'm glad I thought of this place." Charles said.

"Yes." Caroline seconded, "We're so lucky." Her smile was frozen in place as she looked about her. She had never seen such a run down place in all of her life. They can't really expect me to eat here. Suddenly she felt something nudge her bottom. She let out a shriek. Everyone in the restaurant turned and looked at her.

"What is it, Caroline?" Charles asked.

"T…that dog just goosed me. I…I think I'd like to sit down now." She moved toward the table and stopped. "Ow! Get off my foot you stupid dog!" Sandy's paw was on her toes.

"Sandy! Come here." Elizabeth stood up and led the dog away. I guess Caroline isn't a dog lover. She thought it would be better to let Darcy and Caroline take her seat on the bench so she can keep Sandy out of every one's way. Elizabeth grabbed a chair from a nearby table and sat down. Caroline wanted to be as far away as possible from Elizabeth but that would mean that William would be near Elizabeth so she let him sit first and then took a seat on the bench. Sandy immediately stepped on her foot.

"Ow! Honestly, can't you do something about your dog? She keeps stepping on my foot."

"Sorry about that." Elizabeth snapped her fingers. "Sandy, come over here." Sandy lay down on the other side of Elizabeth. The bartender took the newcomer's order and left laughing at Caroline.

Caroline started the first round. "So, Jane, it's so good to see you again. I didn't know you live out here."

"Yes, we have an apartment a couple of miles down the road. Is that your boat?" Jane asked pointing to a good-sized fishing boat.

Caroline looked at where Jane was pointing and started to laugh so hard that she couldn't respond. Charles piped in "No, ours is over there." He pointed to the White Lady. "Caroline and I don't do very much fishing although Will is fond of it. I'd like to give you a tour after lunch if you're not busy."

"I'd love to. Is it all right if we bring Sandy?"

"Who? Oh, your dog. Yeah, that's fine." Charles said.

"Oh, yes." Caroline joined in. "I'm sure we have plenty of room on board for everyone." She gave one of her plastic smiles at Elizabeth.

Elizabeth's warning signals went off. Caroline seemed absolutely hostile today. She wondered why. She looked at Darcy and met his eyes. He's staring again. Why does he do that? He doesn't like any of us; he made that clear last night. So, what's the deal? Elizabeth looked at Jane. She was completely engrossed with Charles. Elizabeth never believed in love at first sight but now she supposed that she was looking at it. Elizabeth could feel Darcy's eyes on her. She felt uncomfortable. Elizabeth reached down into her beach bag and pulled out her shirt. It was full of sand so she shook it out then put it on.

"Do you mind ? You dumped all that sand on me." Caroline was enraged. That stupid girl! "I've got sand in my eyes!" She rubbed her eyes and wound up smearing her mascara. "William, can you see if I got the sand out?" She turned her eyes up at him in an attempt to get sympathy. Darcy complied with Caroline's request but it was all he could do to keep from laughing, she looked like a puffy raccoon.

Elizabeth apologized but Caroline wouldn't listen. Geez, it was an accident for goodness' sake. She's been in a bad mood ever since she got here. She watched the little scene before her. Caroline was playing it beautifully, but as far as Elizabeth could tell Darcy was about to burst at the seams. Well, at least he has a sense of humour. "Uh, Caroline, you might want to go to the bathroom to freshen up, your mascara is running." Caroline looked horrified and ran to the bathroom. When she was gone everyone burst out laughing.

The food arrived and was set down. Out of politeness they waited until Caroline got back before they started eating. They waited a long time before they gave up and started with out her. Finally, Caroline stomped back and sat down with a huff. "You could have waited for me." She said hurt. "I wasn't gone long." Elizabeth rolled her eyes.

Charles look down at Caroline's fruit salad, "I thought you said you were hungry?"

"I was ."

Charles continued, "What are you having, Jane?"

"I ordered the fish sandwich."

"I can't stand fish." Caroline said. "It tastes so fishy."

"What else is it supposed to taste like? It's fish." Elizabeth asked.

"Yes, it is. And I don't like it." What do you like? Elizabeth thought.

Darcy ate silently. Things were not going smoothly at all. First Caroline refused to let his arm go. Then she pulled a ruckus about the dog. And then she acted so ungraciously towards Elizabeth's apology. Anyone can see that it was an accident. Anyone except for Caroline that is. I guess she found out I was watching Elizabeth at the beach. That would explain her hostility. At least Elizabeth was being polite. I'd like to get to know her better. Darcy looked at her and smiled.

He was smiling at her. Elizabeth smiled back at him wishing she knew what the joke was. Except for Jane and Charles there wasn't much conversation. Elizabeth trying at least to be polite said, "So where are Louisa and Ron? Did they go sight seeing?"

"Lord no! Caroline sniffed. "I don't think that there's much to see around here anyway. No, Louisa went shopping and Ron is recovering from last night."

"Oh. Do you plan on staying in Ft. Lauderdale for long?" When do you leave? "We're expecting some Navy ships in next week. They come every year for Fleet Week." What do you do with a drunken sailor, Caroline?

Charles looked excited and even Darcy was interested. Charles asked, "How many ships are coming? Will they let us go on them?"

"Well, I don't know how many, it varies from year to year. Generally you can expect a couple of aircraft carriers and a few destroyers and troop carriers. A few years ago we had some subs come in although the public wasn't allowed on board. All of the ships give tours and demonstrations. It's a lot of fun"

"They do this every year?" Asked Darcy.

"Sure. But that's just for Fleet Week. The Navy is always in and out of port around here."

"If they are always here then what's the big deal about it?" Asked Caroline almost to herself. Just then Sandy stepped on her foot.

It's the author here, OK, the seating arrangement is like this. At a bench table with one end facing the marina are Jane and Charles on one side, Darcy (nearest the water) and Caroline on the other and Elizabeth at the end with Sandy keeping Caroline's feet warm.

Chapter 7

Jane was humming softly to herself as she prepared for the party at the Lucas' house. She was thinking about Charles Bingley and the week they had just spent in each other's company. They had spent almost every evening together, just taking long walks and talking. Charles was such an easy man to get along with that Jane got over her initial nervousness just as quickly as she had gotten it. I believe I could fall in love with him, Jane thought. She smiled to herself; I'm halfway there already. It was all going so fast; Jane didn't know what to think. I can't believe it's only been a week, I feel that I've known him forever. I'm not sure how Charles feels about me. He certainly seems to like me and enjoy my company but that doesn't mean that he feels the same way I do. I must remember not to show my feelings too much until I'm sure or I will only wind up hurting myself and embarrass Charles. After fortifying herself, Jane went to go find Elizabeth and see if she was almost ready.

She found Elizabeth just finishing. Elizabeth smiled at her sister when she walked in the room. "Jane you've done it again. Charles is going to flip when he sees you. Let me just put on some perfume and I'll be ready." She sprizted herself and grabbed her purse. "OK, do you want to take your car or mine?"

"Yours. I'd like to talk to you on the way there."

"You can handle twenty screaming kids but you can't talk and drive at the same time?" Elizabeth asked laughingly. "Jane, you're too much."

They got into Elizabeth's jeep. Since it was a nice night and Jane wanted to talk they took the long way up A1A. Not wanting to pressure her sister, Elizabeth waited for Jane to start. She knew it would be about Charles Bingley. She was right. "Elizabeth, I know this is a strange thing to ask, but do you think Charles is interested in a relationship with me?"

"Well, I would hardly be the one to tell you that. You're the one whose been spending so much time with him. What do you think?"

"I think he is."

"Then what are you asking me for?" Said Elizabeth raising an eyebrow.

"I just want to know what you think."

"From what I've seen, yes, he's very taken with you." Elizabeth paused, "You like him a lot don't you?"

Jane only nodded her head. Elizabeth turned left onto Las Olas Boulevard. They had to wait at the bridge for a few minutes as a boat went by. "I like him too, Jane. You've liked many a stupider person. I wouldn't be in the least surprised if you two would wind up happily married and settled down." Jane blushed at this proclamation.

Elizabeth pulled up to the house. Cars were lined up on both sides of the street. I>There must be twenty people inside there already , Elizabeth thought. She looked but couldn't tell if Charles and company were already arrived. Well, maybe we'll get lucky and Charles will be the only one to show up. Elizabeth perked up at the idea of not seeing Caroline or William. They were unbearable that day on the boat. Caroline kept making snide comments about how nice it was to be able to travel at a moment's notice and how boring it gets to be in one place for very long. It's unbelievable that she and Charles have the same mother. And William wasn't much better although he did keep his mouth shut. In fact he didn't say anything at all the whole time we were there. He just stood around staring at me.

They walked into the Lucas' house and were greeted by several acquaintances but most especially by Charles Bingley. He was lingering around the door waiting for Jane to show up. William was right behind him. She made a polite greeting and walked further into the house. Certainly she could behave in a civilized manner towards Charles friends. What they would do is a different matter. Elizabeth put all thoughts of William Darcy out of her head. It is really provoking how often he is invading my thoughts. This was easily done as she was soon accosted by Billy Collins.

"Elizabeth, Darling, I've been waiting all night to see you." He whispered in her ear. He took a hold of Elizabeth's arm and tried to lead her to a secluded corner. Elizabeth refused to budge an inch and looked around anxiously for a way out. The only one around her was William Darcy. No hope there. How about the vase sitting on that little table. Just sort of crack it discreetly over Billy's bulbous head? Billy tugged at her arm again.

Finally she had enough, "I am NOT your Elizabeth and my last name is NOT Darling! Get your hands of me this instant!" Elizabeth hissed.

"You can't fool me, Elizabeth. You've been playing hard to get but I know you want me. It's in your eyes. Come with me, I've got my car parked right outside. We can blow off this party and have our own little… twosome at my place." He started to lead her out the door.

Elizabeth reached for the vase sitting on the table. He's asking for it. Instead of the vase she grabbed a hand. Elizabeth looked up and into William's eyes. I've never been so glad to see him before, She thought.

"Is there a problem, Elizabeth?" William asked.

"There's no problem, Darcy." Billy replied tersely. "Elizabeth and I were just leaving." He didn't like William interrupting. Elizabeth was so anxious to go with him and now this rich boy was trying to ruin it for him.

"Let go of my arm! I never said I'd leave with you. That's just another one of your delusions." Elizabeth was so embarrassed. She tightened her grip onto William's hand. If Billy tried to pull her out of the room, she could always use William as an anchor. This was getting ridiculous.

Billy looked at William and saw that he wasn't going to move. He looked at Elizabeth and saw that she was determined. "OK, fine. I'm warning you Elizabeth, there's only so much a man can take. You may as well forget about me from now on because I won't take your teasing anymore! He let go of Elizabeth's arm and stalked off.

Elizabeth's eyes widened at Billy's declaration. Does he mean it? Then she burst out laughing. What a moron !

William laughed with her. She has the most amazing eyes. Why have I not seen that before? He grew contemplative.

Elizabeth saw the smile leave his face. That was quick. Just a little bit of knight-errantry, I suppose. Still he did help me out. She let go of his hand. "I'd like to thank you for saving me from what would have been a most embarrassing situation. I was about to hit him over the head with that vase." She smiled, "Billy Collins is mostly harmless; however, he can also be very stubborn."

"Yes, I can see that." Say something, Will. "I… I trust that you're not hurt?"

"No, thank you, I'm fine." Elizabeth walked past him and joined the party. She flexed her hand. It still tingled where they touched. Must have gripped his hand too tight. My hand almost fell asleep. Never mind. Just go and enjoy yourself, Lizzy. She joined Charlotte on the other side of the room.

Darcy stood where Elizabeth left him. He looked at her as she walked up to her friend. Charlotte, right? He could still feel her hand on his. He looked down to see if it was. William, you're being an idiot. Just go to her and start a conversation. Be polite. Smile. Perhaps ask her to dance. He took a deep breath and started on his way.

Caroline was not having a good time at all. First of all, her brother insisted on attending this sorry excuse for a party. That meant she had to go likewise and be polite to all of these insufferable people. Now, here she was watching William Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet together holding hands. Laughing together. This was really too much. She grabbed a glass of champagne and gulped it. How can I get Elizabeth out of my way? She took another glass of champagne and drank it and set it down. Louisa came up to her.

"Caroline, be careful. You know you can't handle too much champagne." Louisa was concerned for her sister. She had been in a bad mood all week.

"Really, Louisa, I think that I am the judge of when I've had enough to drink." Caroline said. "Besides, this poor excuse for champagne can hardly be felt at all." She hiccuped.

"I just want you to be on your guard, that's all. These people are of no consequence to us but that doesn't mean that you cannot be a lady. Ladies do not get themselves drunk. Remember that William is also here and he will be a witness to anything that you do, so make sure that you behaveyourself. " Louisa whispered these last words to Caroline.

Caroline walked away from her sister. Stupid of her to be giving me advise on controlling my drinking. She should give that speech to her own husband, The Sloth. I never drink too much anyway. She got another drink. Maybe I should get drunk. These people don't care why should I? Perhaps. She sat down on the couch.

Darcy was circling the room waiting for his chance to speak with Elizabeth. She was standing next to an older lady he'd never seen before. He came a little closer before being stopped by William Lucas, Charlotte's father.

"Ah, William Darcy, how good to see you! We are honored that you came, sir." Mr. Lucas shook Darcy's hand. He was always a genial man, and he was a very generous host. He loved to give parties and it was his greatest joy to see people enjoying themselves. "We plan on having a little bit of dancing later and I hope that you will join in."

"Well, Mr. Lucas, I hardly ever dance and…" Don't try to set me up with your daughter, Lucas.

"Oh, yes, but you can let tonight be one of those nights, eh?" Seeing Elizabeth walk by he stopped her with, "Lizzy, there you are! I was just saying to Mr. Darcy that we would be having some dancing soon. I hope that you and he will dance for a song or two. You two seem to be very well matched indeed. Shall I start the music?" Without waiting for a reply, Mr. Lucas went to the stereo and as he threatened, started the music. Elizabeth looked at Darcy who cleared his throat.

"Would you dance with me, Elizabeth?" William looked at her earnestly. Please say yes.

Elizabeth shook her head. "Thank you but I really don't feel like dancing right now. I have to see Jane about my plans for tomorrow. If you will excuse me." She gave him a mock curtsey and left him staring after her. The last thing I need right now is his charity. Especially after what happened with Billy.

As Darcy was musing over Elizabeth's refusal Caroline wobbled up behind him. Her breath burned his ears as she whispered, "I can guess what you're thinking, William. (hic) You're thinking how nice it would be to slip quietly out of this tedious party and (hic) go somewhere more intimate with a special someone. Am I right, William?" (hic)

More right than you think, Caroline, he thought. "No, Caroline, quite the opposite." He looked at her and saw that she was slightly tipsy. He smiled. This would turn out into an interesting evening if Caroline got drunk. He'd never seen it before. I hope she'll lighten up. "Caroline you don't look well. Why don't you sit down and I'll get you something to eat." He led her back to the couch where she sat down like an obedient child.

"Oh, William you're too good. Thank you. (hic) I think I do need something to eat. I feel a bit… sick." (hic) She smiled up at him. When William left she leaned her head over and rested on a nice soft pillow. Mmm, such a soft pillow. I think I might go to sleep. It's so… soft. Caroline's eyes closed.

Billy Collins was sitting down, fuming about how Elizabeth had treated him earlier. She was just a tease after all. What a waste of time and effort he put into her. He shook his head in wonder. Oh well, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Just then someone leaned up against his shoulder. What was this? Oh, it looks like Caroline Bingley, The new clubmember. She's looks out of it. Well, she can rest here if she wants to. He smiled to himself. See what I mean Billy Boy, here's a fish that just jumped into your lap. It may be you lucky night after all.

Chapter 7

The next day, Jane and Charles spent the day at the beach together. Charles had planned on meeting William for an early dinner and wanted to bring Jane and Elizabeth along. Jane liked the idea and though Elizabeth was busy for the day she didn't think that she had any plans for the evening. So, it was decided that Charles and William would meet them at their apartment later.

William turned down the street that was on the directions that Jane had given them. The apartment building was on a corner. He pulled into a parking space and shut off the engine. Charles leaped out. William was not in any hurry so he leaned back into his seat and thought about what a mess the day had been.

Caroline of course woke up with a headache and whined like a baby the whole day. She was in her room now pouting because she wasn't invited to come along for dinner. Thank God. When she found out that she practically fell asleep in Billy Collins' lap, however. What an uproar!! It could have been worse. Fortunately, Charles extracted her from her compromising position before anything really embarrassing happened. William laughed; it made him feel better.

Almost better. Charles told him to expect Jane and Elizabeth as dinner companions. William was starting to like Elizabeth for some reason. God knows she gives him little encouragement. It's like she's always on pins and needles when we are together. She flatly refused to dance with him last night and Charles said something about Elizabeth having a "gentleman caller" today. That meant that she was seeing someone. So, why was he interested? I don't know, I just am.

He got out of the car and started walking towards the building. It was a two story complex with a courtyard in the middle. There was a swimming pool surrounded by palm trees and tropical plants. It's not the Ritz but it's nice. He went upstairs and knocked on the door. Charles opened it.

"Well, it's about time you came up. I thought you were right behind me." Charles laughed.

"You practically flew out of the car. You didn't give me time to catch up."

Jane came out of her room. "Hello, William. I was wondering where you were. Please have a seat."

William sat down in a chair next to the large window looking out onto the pool. He could hear someone taking a shower and singing loudly. William smiled, it was Elizabeth. She sings in the shower. That's sweet.

He looked around while Jane and Charles were talking. It was a small apartment. The living room also doubled as the dining room and there was a small kitchen towards the back. There were two bedrooms on the one side. He could see Jane's because the door was open. He looked towards the other door. It was recessed back and he could tell that the bathroom she was in was also the guest bathroom. Cozy.

"…I hope you don't mind, William?" Jane was looking at him. She expected a response.

He snapped back, "I'm sorry I wandered off for a minute. What were you saying?"

"I was telling Charles that Lizzy was running late with Zack today, so we will have to wait until they are out of the shower. We can have dinner at a little restaurant down the street or we can eat here. Is that all right with you?" Jane smiled.

"Yes, yes. That's fine. Whatever you and Charles decide is fine." William's head reeled. What did she mean they were in the shower together? Is Elizabeth taking a shower with a man? He listened to what she was singing.

"You made me looove you. I didn't want to do it. No, I didn't want to do it…"

She is . That little… She's no better than Caroline. William could feel his temple throb. Get a hold of yourself. She's nothing. You just met her. There's no reason why you should be jealous just because she's crooning love songs to some jerk whose in the shower with her. William wiped his mouth and looked at Charles. He seemed oblivious to anything except Jane. Good. The water stopped running. She's going to come out. Don't let this bother you. Just act natural.

The doorknob turned. William stood up to face Zack and Elizabeth. He could feel the vein in his forehead throbbing. Why does this bother you? She's nothing. Nobody. He knew he was wrong. She was special. The door opened and Elizabeth emerged from a billowing cloud of steam.

Elizabeth came out of the bathroom. She was wearing a robe and her hair was wrapped in a towel turban-like. See saw that Charles and William were already there. She smiled and said hello to Charles and turned to greet William but stopped. He was standing and looked…well; relieved could be the only description. Why is he relieved? What happened? Suddenly she got the feeling that he had been having less than honourable thoughts about her. He doesn't look relieved, he looks guilty.

Still looking at William she said to Jane if she could dress Zack. Jane came up and took the baby out of Elizabeth's arms and went to get him dressed. Charles smiled at the sight. Elizabeth excused herself and went into her room.

William sat down. He felt a wave of relief wash over him when Elizabeth came out holding a baby. He felt so stupid. Never jump to conclusions again, Will. You almost gave yourself a heart attack. He looked at Jane dressing Zack. "Uh, how old is he?"

"He's about nine months. Zack's our cousin. My Aunt Linda will be here any moment to pick him up. They went to see the ships today and thought Zack was too young so Lizzy babysat for them." Jane smiled at the baby. "Zack went swimming with Lizzy, didn't you?" She stood up and bounced him around as Zack laughed and giggled.

William smiled. "Nine months? Imagine that." What a fool I am. He felt his blood pressure lower and he was thankful that he hadn't made a scene. I would've been the world's biggest jerk if I had, he sighed.

Someone knocked at the door. Jane answered and her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner walked in with their two older children. William saw that it was the same lady that Elizabeth was standing next to at the party last night. The introductions were made and Zack was handed over but Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner stayed to see Elizabeth.

Elizabeth's door opened and Sandy came barreling out wagging her tail. She went straight for Zack who was known to spill good things on the floor. Elizabeth came out dressed this time but her hair was still wrapped in the towel. After the question and answer period about how Zack behaved and how he ate and what he did the Gardiners thanked Elizabeth and said goodbye.

Jane closed the door. "I don't feel much like eating out tonight. Let's just stay here and we'll grill something. Is that alright with you, Charles?"

"That sounds great. And now Elizabeth won't have to rush around getting ready." Charles winked at Elizabeth playfully.

"I beg your pardon, sir, I never rush." Elizabeth said just as playfully. She smiled. "I will, however, get this towel off of my head. Why don't you and William take the grill downstairs and start the fire."

"Fair enough. If you ladies are doing the cooking we may as well help out." Charles said as Jane dragged out the grill. "Come on, Will, it's not heavy but you could at least pretend to be helping."

William laughed and took the grill from him. They made an awful racket as they dragged the grill down the stairs.

Elizabeth leaned over the balcony, "If you two break that I'll have to take it away from you!"

Charles protested that they were being very careful and if she wanted the grill down here so much, "Why don't you do it yourself?" Elizabeth laughed and went inside. Jane seemed to be in control of dinner so Elizabeth went into her room. She walked out onto the small balcony.

Elizabeth sat down on the chair and unwrapped her hair. She always liked to dry her hair outside, if she could. It made her hair soft and it also relaxed her a great deal. She started to brush out the knots.

William looked up to where Elizabeth was sitting. She was on her balcony with her back to him, brushing her hair. She was facing the sun, which shone around her like gold, giving her a brilliant halo. I've never seen her hair down before. It was always pulled back off her face or swept up. Her hair was outrageously curly and fell down below her shoulders. I seem to be spending a lot of time watching you, Elizabeth. Why is that? Why can't I just walk up to you and strike up a conversation? He smiled as he gazed at Elizabeth working at a knot. Those curls must knot up a bit. I wonder what her hair would feel like. Elizabeth stood up and turned around. He could see the shape of her body through her dress. She looked down on him and saw that he was staring at her. William waved. Elizabeth just nodded a little and went back inside.

I think she was blushing. William smiled at where Elizabeth was just standing.

"There you are!"

William and Charles quickly looked around and saw Caroline standing at the gate with her hands on her hips. She did not look pleased.

"I've been looking for you for an hour. I thought I'd join you for dinner." Caroline sat down on one of the benches.

Charles looked at William and back at his sister. "That's…great, Caroline. Let me just go tell Jane that you're here." Why could she not stay at home? He thought.

Chapter 8

Jane looked up in surprise at Charles. "Caroline is here? Well, I hope she will be able to stay for dinner. I'm glad she could come." Elizabeth and Charles looked at Jane incredulously.

Wanting to relieve her frustration, Elizabeth started chopping up some carrots. "Yes, I am certainly looking forward to seeing Caroline again." Whack! "I hope she feels better after last night." Whack! Whack! "Why don't you get some drinks, Charles? The glasses are in that cupboard over there." Elizabeth pointed with her knife then returned to the carrots. Whack! Wham!

Elizabeth waited until Charles left until she turned to Jane. " Glad she could come? Oh, Jane, I didn't know you were such a good liar. Now we will have to deal with Sir Stares-A-Lot and Her Royal Highness. Nothing is good enough for her you know, she'll just complain the whole time."

"What's wrong with you, Lizzy? Caroline is a little fastidious, I'll grant you that, but she is very nice. And who is Sir Stares-A-Lot?"

"William Darcy!" Whack! "He keeps staring at me. Didn't you see the way he was looking at me when I came out of the shower with Zack? He thought I was in there with some guy. He made me feel cheap and dirty." Whack!

"Oh, Lizzy, I don't think he thought that at all. I told Charles that you were babysitting today when we were at the beach."

"You told Charles, yes. But did Charles tell William? No." Whack!

"Lizzy, normally you would think that this was funny. Is something wrong?" Jane looked concerned.

"No." Whack! "I'm perfectly fine." Elizabeth thought about it and smiled. "You're right. It is a little funny. I still don't like Caroline, though.

"Well, I do. And I also like William. He's shy and reserved; but you saw how relaxed he was just a minute ago. I bet he'll improve on acquaintance" Jane glanced at the carrots Elizabeth was mangling. "Are you finished or are you going to make juice out of that?"

Elizabeth looked down at the mess she made and laughed. "No, I'm done." She put the carrots in the salad. "Come on let's go be sociable." Taking Sandy with them, they walked downstairs.

Sandy came running down the stairs with Elizabeth and Jane behind her. She went straight to William, tail wagging, stepping on Caroline's foot on the way. ("Ow!") Sandy paid no attention to Caroline and put her nose under William's hand. Pet me! William took the hint and started scratching Sandy behind the ears. Caroline glared at the dog and continued her monologue.

"So, then I thought that I would find you and Charles and we could all have a nice quiet dinner together. What do you think?" She asked William.

"Hmm? William's mind was a mile away. "Oh, uh, we are having dinner here. Jane and Elizabeth are going to cook."

Caroline looked at Elizabeth. "Oh. Well, I guess that's settled then." She paused, "Is there anything I can do to…help?"

You could leave, Elizabeth and William thought.

"Yes, you can shuck the corn for us." Jane said. Elizabeth did her best not to snicker too loudly.

"I beg your pardon?"

"We're having corn-on-the-cob and the husks need to come off." Jane explained. "Come on I'll get you started."

"Great." Caroline was fuming. Can't you tell that I was only being polite? Stupid girl. What's Elizabeth gong to do while I'm upstairs slaving after her dinner. She'll probably make a move on William. I bet that she and Jane planned this. Next time, Caroline, don't volunteer.

Elizabeth went up to go with them. "I might as well start the chicken. Does anyone need another drink?" Everyone said no. Doing her best to avoid William's eyes she motioned for Sandy to follow her.

"I'll keep an eye on her if that's OK." William said. "I don't mind."

"If you're sure…"

"Sure."

"OK, thanks." Elizabeth said. "She does get in the way sometimes." Tell me about it, thought Caroline.

In the kitchen Jane was demonstrating to Caroline how to shuck an ear of corn. Caroline had a slightly amused look on her face. You'd think she didn't know where food came from, thought Elizabeth. Interesting. I hope we don't wind up domesticating her. Elizabeth laughed.

Caroline frowned at Elizabeth. Elizabeth took the plate of chicken and went outside to start grilling. Caroline looked down at the mess she was making. There were cornsilk strands all over her shirt and the floor. There was even a piece in her shoe. How annoying. It's insufferable that they are making me do this. Just don't offer to help clean up. They'll have me washing the floor. Caroline ripped the husk off the last ear of corn and tried to get as much of the silky strands off the corn. Nasty stuff.

"There!" Caroline chirped. "All done."

"Great!" Jane looked up. "Can you just wrap them in foil for me?"

"What for?"

"They're going on the grill. They taste better that way." Jane got out the foil for Caroline.

Caroline tried tearing off a sheet of aluminum foil off. It bunched at the corner and ripped. Damn! She tore another sheet off. It came off fine. There, see. I'm getting the hang of this. Maybe this will show William that I will make a good wife. I can make corn. Caroline was pleased with herself. "What are you doing with the potatoes?" Caroline asked.

"I'm going to throw the potatoes in the microwave and nuke them for a bit. We don't have time for them to bake in the oven." Jane replied. She punched in the numbers and started the microwave. She helped Caroline finish with the corn and then they went outside.

Downstairs, Elizabeth and Charles were standing by the grill laughing at something Charles had just said. William was off to the side playing with Sandy glancing every now and then at Elizabeth. He just thought of something of say to Elizabeth when Caroline and Jane walked up. Caroline was carrying a platter of corn like it was a precious object. Jane had the plates, utensils, and condiments. Charles went to relieve Jane of her burden.

"It's really good of you to feed us like this on such short notice. I promise to take you out to repay you for your hospitality." Charles looked expressly at Jane.

"I'd like that. But there's no need to repay us for anything. We're glad to have you over." Jane looked just as expressly at Charles.

"We are going on a short cruise tomorrow to Key West. Would you like to come? Show us the sights?"

William came over and joined them. He wanted Elizabeth to be of the party but didn't want to say anything that might incite Caroline's wrath.

Jane was happy at Charles offer. "I think that sounds like a great idea. Monday is a teacher's holiday so it's perfect."

Charles asked Elizabeth if she would like to come too. Elizabeth told him that she was scheduled to work so she couldn't make it. William was disappointed. He tried not to show it though and went back to play with Sandy some more.

Caroline was very happy that Elizabeth was not coming. The last thing she wanted was Elizabeth on her turf. She'd probably bring that dumb dog of hers. Her thoughts were interrupted by Elizabeth calling out "Dinner!" Sandy came running towards the table and skidded to a stop on Caroline's feet. "Ow!"

"Sandy, go lay down", Elizabeth told the dog. She set the plate of chicken on the table and they all sat down. Everyone started to help themselves. Jane and Charles were the only ones talking.

Caroline made sure to pick out a piece of "her" corn for William. Then she looked at the chicken. It was covered with black lines and looked shriveled up. She took a very small piece and put it on her plate. She looked over at William to see if he was trying her corn. He was eating the chicken. She looked down at her plate and started to fix her potato. Finished with that she looked again at William to see if he was eating the corn. He was just unwrapping it. Caroline held her breath. He bit into it. Caroline waited. He took another bite. That's a good sign, Caroline thought. "How do you like it, William?"

"It's good. Very sweet." He replied.

Caroline was pleased. He likes the corn. Maybe I'll make him some potatoes sometime. Jane just popped them in the microwave. Cooking is easy, She thought. She looked down at her plate. "What do you call this, Elizabeth?"

Elizabeth looked up. "Chicken." Is she kidding me? Elizabeth smiled.

"No, I mean does it have a name? Caroline was getting upset. Of course I know it's chicken.

"Well, I don't usually like to get too close to the food I'm going to eat so I never name them. But if you like, you could name it for us. How about Fred? That's a nice name." Elizabeth suggested with a smile.

William almost sputtered out his drink. "Fred is delicious." He said. "I'm very happy to have made his acquaintance." He smiled at Elizabeth and they laughed. Caroline glared at him.

Caroline picked up her glass and took a sip. She tipped it up some more. All the ice went tumbling down and crashed onto her face, water spilling down her shirt and on her lap. She gave a little shriek. "Ugh!" Elizabeth calmly handed her another napkin. She did her best not to laugh.

"I hate it when that happens." Jane said. "Did you get any up your nose?" Caroline nodded. "You can use our bathroom if you'd like. It's just around the corner by Lizzy's room." Caroline mustered up as much dignity she could and walked away.

Elizabeth and William politely waited until Caroline was inside with the door shut before they started to guffaw.

"I don't think Fred agrees with her very much do you?" Elizabeth asked William.

"No, I think she has lost her appetite for poultry with first names." He replied.

Charles looked at them. "Who's Fred?"

Caroline closed the door to the bathroom and locked it. She sighed heavily and leaned against the door. She looked around the small bathroom and shuddered. It was still a little damp from Elizabeth's shower. She snatched a towel from its bar and wiped off her shirt. Caroline thought about presenting Elizabeth with the cleaning bill. She's probably too broke to pay it. She went to the mirror to make sure that her make-up wasn't ruined. It wasn't. Good , she thought. You're just as beautiful as ever. She looked at the mirror again and saw that it was also the face of the medicine cabinet. Hmmm. She looked around. No one was there, of course. The door was locked. She opened the cabinet and saw bottles and jars and nail clippers. Hmmm. She pulled the shower curtain back a little and peeked in. Ugh! That's disgusting! Caroline shivered. Such cheap shampoo! I wonder that her hair hasn't fallen out yet.

"Caroline are you OK?" Caroline jumped at the sound of Jane's voice.

"Yes, I'm fine." She called out. "Just finishing up." Fumbling with the lock she opened the door. "There, I'm all better." She smiled. Elizabeth is not going to win this.

They walked downstairs and joined the rest of the group. Caroline started in on William the moment she sat down. "So, William, how is Georgianna getting along at school? Is she still at the head of her class?"

"She is at the top, yes." William said.

"I remember you telling us of her piano recital in May. How I would have loved to have been there. She is really quite accomplished for her age." Caroline smiled a fawning smile at William. "When you speak to her next tell her that I long to see her again. I am very fond of her, you know."

"I'll try to remember, Caroline." William turned to Elizabeth. "I heard that you play the piano."

"Yes, but not very good. We all learned but only Mary kept it up."

Caroline broke in, "What will Georgianna do during the summer? Will she go to New Port again?"

William looked up sharply, "No." He eyed Caroline suspiciously. Why did she say that? What can she have heard? "She didn't like it very much when she went. I'll probably take some time off from work to be with her."

Charles thought that Caroline had overstepped some sort of boundary with William so he quickly changed the subject to the first thing that came to mind. "So, Will, are you going to sue Microsoft like everyone else?"

William looked at Charles, "I, uh, hadn't planned on it." He glanced at Elizabeth self-consciously.

Caroline's ears perked up. "Oh, William, why not? Surely you deserve some sort of compensation from them. I advise you very strongly to reconsider."

William just shook his head. As if I needed your advise, Caroline. I have a squadron of lawyers for that.

Elizabeth was surprised. She new William was rich but she had no idea that he was that rich. Thank God Mom wasn't here she'd be all over him in a heartbeat. She avoided William's eyes and thought about what she'd just heard

Caroline was trying to think of something to say that would lower William's opinion of Elizabeth. "So, Elizabeth, you have a very nice apartment, so teeny and quaint."

Keep your temper, Elizabeth. You can handle this twit. She smiled as she answered. "Yes, it's a good size for me and Jane."

"I find your taste in furniture very… interesting. But then, I assumed that you would be the sort that would like the eclectic look."

"Really? I never thought about it before. Most of our furniture is second hand so we really didn't get much choice in the matter."

"Lizzy likes to say that we decorated in Early Relative." Jane smiled at Charles.

"Early Relative?" Hmmm. "Well, you seem to be making the best of it." Caroline said gleefully.

"Are you going in the decorating business, Caroline?" Elizabeth asked.

"No, of course not. Although, I do have a certain flair for it. Why?"

"No reason. You just seem to be very interested in our furniture." Back off.

"I'm not interested in anything of yours." Back off. Caroline turned to William again. "I think I've had enough for today, will you walk me to my car?" Caroline batted her eyes at William.

Caroline is leaving? Great! "Of course. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you, would we?" William said caustically.

Either she was oblivious or chose to ignore it, "You're so considerate, William. What would I do without you." Caroline turned and started to leave without even saying goodbye.

William rolled his eyes and grimaced. He got up and proceeded to walk Caroline out of the gate.

Elizabeth watched them with a great deal of amusement. Caroline was very funny in an annoying prima donna sort of way. She didn't even know when people were making fun of her. Dinner with Caroline could have been worse she knew. At least William was determined to be on his best behavior. Except for the shower incident, that is. She still disliked him for that.

Elizabeth stood and started to clean up. Jane rose to help. "No, Jane, I'll do this. Someone has to stay and make sure that Charles is safe. We wouldn't want anything to happen to him, would we?" Elizabeth smiled.

She gathered up as much as she could and made her way up the stairs with Sandy tagging along. Singing quietly to herself, Elizabeth started to wash the dishes.

Outside, Caroline was demanding all of William's attention. "I know you can't be looking forward to this trip tomorrow to the Keys. What do you say to staying here with me and renting a little bungalow on the beach? That way Charles can have some privacy with Jane and we can spend some time together." Caroline looked up at William. He seemed intrigued by the idea.

William was anything but. A whole day with Caroline? Heaven forbid. "Caroline, as interesting as the idea may seem, I can't spend the day with you. I've got business to attend to. This is a working vacation for me."

"Oh." Caroline started to lean against her car then jerked away when she remembered that it was dusty. She turned to scrutinize the back of slacks. Still clean. She tried to think up something to say to William that would compel him to leave with her. She couldn't think of a single thing.

William opened the car door for Caroline. She got in and sulked at the wheel a bit. "Well" She said finally. "I suppose that I shall just have to join Charles and Jane in Key West. Unless you change your mi…" William shut the door cutting off the rest of Caroline's sentence. He didn't need to hear her beg. He waited until Caroline started the engine and back away before he went back to Charles and Jane. And Elizabeth, he thought.

Walking back to the picnic table, William was thinking about Elizabeth and how she kept invading his thoughts lately. It's not like she's my idea of a perfect woman, he thought. She doesn't come from the same social circle, she's very opinionated, and she also likes to find fault with me. Where's the attraction in that? He didn't know. All he did know is that the attraction was there.

William saw that Charles and Jane were wrapped up in each other as usual. One can guess what will happen there , he thought. He looked around for Elizabeth and not seeing her downstairs, went up to find her. He found Elizabeth with her back turned towards him washing the dishes and singing to herself. Her voice cracked a little at the high parts. She'd tucked her hair behind her ears with the rest of it was flowing down her back in a curly mess. William closed the door behind him with a soft click. Sandy came trotting up to him begging for a pat.

Elizabeth startled and quickly turned. "Hello." Elizabeth said quietly. There he goes staring again. It's making me feel nervous.

"Hi." William stood there for a second before sitting on the chair. "So this is what Early Relative looks like?" William smiled.

Elizabeth turned back to the dishes, "Yes, we feel quite privileged to have such an extensive array of authentic pieces. Are Jane and Charles coming up?"

"I didn't ask. They were still talking when I came up here. I can't imagine about what."

Why? Do you think Jane is so stupid she can't carry on a conversation to save her life? Elizabeth was provoked. However, remembering William's earlier good humour, she decided not to start arguing. "They are getting along so well together. It's amazing that they just met."

"Yes it is." Very different from the two of us. "So, why aren't you going to come to the Keys with us?" He asked.

"I already told you, I have to work. Jane has the teacher's holiday, not I."

"Where do you work?"

"I am working with Charlotte Lucas for the summer. I go back to school in the autumn to finish my masters." Am I being interviewed or what? "What do you do?"

"I own a computer company." He expected her to be impressed. Most people were.

"Oh, like Charles?" Elizabeth turned the water off and dried her hands.

"Yes. Except I deal mainly with software and consulting. It's called Pemberley 2000." He was very proud of the company he built and it showed in his voice.

"Oh." Elizabeth wasn't very impressed. Braggart. Does he expect me to fawn on him like Caroline does? Boy is he wrong.

William was a little surprised that she didn't show more interest. Most people of his acquaintance wanted nothing more than to show their respect and admiration for him and his company.

He tried to think of something to say. "Um. May I use your bathroom?" William asked. 'May I use your bathroom?' Good thinking, Will. Elizabeth just pointed the way. William thanked her and closed the door. When he was gone Elizabeth left to join Jane downstairs.

RIIING! William waited for Elizabeth to answer the phone. RIIING! Still no answer. He went out into the living room and found that he was alone. RIIIING! William debated whether or not he should answer when the machine picked up and saved him the trouble.

"Jane? Lizzy? If you're there pick up the phone." William recognized that Voice. It was their mother. William groaned and was about to leave when he caught something that The Voice was saying.

"Jane, you must call me as soon as possible to let me know how things are going with Charles. You need to make the most of every opportunity you have with him. Remember how rich he is. And how handsome, too. Such a good catch. I am sure that he will propose as soon as he can for you are so beautiful. Then you will be able to throw your sisters in the way of other rich men. You know Lizzy will never be able to catch a rich husband. She will settle for…"BEEP. The answering machine cut The Voice off mid-sentence. William was dumbfounded. He just stood there looking at the telephone waiting for…something. He didn't know what.

Is Jane just using Charles for his money? He knew it was possible. He'd known plenty of goldiggers in his life; Caroline Bingley was one of them. But Charles was more of a romantic than he was. Charles would fall in love very easily and just leave the rest to chance. William thought about Jane. She didn't seem to be the mercenary type but, then again, she could just be a good actor. He resolved to watch Jane more closely in the future.

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